Cows - no prostģ krįvy



                            THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS
                         as you've NEVER seen them before!


          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³      *  ³³W---³³      *  ³³w---³³      *  ³³V---³³
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk

          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / ³     ³³O       / ³     ³³O         ³     ³³O       / ³ =#>-+³O
 *  ³³,---³³       *  ³³@\--³³          ³³,---³³       *  ³³,----³
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull


          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / ³     ³³ \     )*)(\/* /  *     / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³  *   \ ³³³/)³/()(   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/³(/)(/\/(,,/   \)³(/\/³)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water         Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow

          (__)              (__)   *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)              (oo)    \       (oo) ³      (oo)
  /--------\/       /-oooooo-\/      \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o³     ³³       * ooooooooo    o  o³     ³³   /     ³³
    ³³----³³      ooooooooooooo       ³³----³³>==/-----³³
 ooo^^    ^^     ooooooooooooooooo    ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking       Cow in deep        Cow getting the shit
    a shit             shit            kicked out of her


          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / ³     ³³                    * ³--³                         .
 *  ³³----³³
    ^^    ^^

 Cow at 1 meter.           Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.


          (__)                     )__(                  vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                  ³³----³³  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                   ³³     ³ /
  / ³     ³³               / ³     ³³                   /\-------/
 *  ³³----³³              /  ³³----³³                  (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                  (~~)

 American Cow               Polish Cow             Australian Cow


          (__)                     (__)                         (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                  __---__(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/                 /-       -\/
  / ³     ³³               / ³     ³³                 /³        ³³
 *  ³³----³³              *  ³³___-³³                *  ³³_____-³³
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   ^^      ^^

   Freshman Cow\011       Freshman Cow                   Freshman Cow
  Arriving at ISU      After the "Freshman 15"     After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                       (__)                      (__)
          (OO)                       (@@)                      (XX)
   /-------\/                 /-------\/                /-------\/
  / ³     ³³                 / ³     ³³                / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³                *  ³³----³³               *  ³³----³³
    ^^    ^^                   ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt         Cow who ate               Cow who used Jolt to wash
                         psychadelic mushrooms       down psychadelic mushrooms


                                            /\                  __
                                           /  \                 ³³
          (__)                       (__)  \  /               (_³³_)
          SooS                       (oo)   \/                 (oo)
   /------S\/S                /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  / ³     ³³                 / ³     ³³    /  S        / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³                *  ³³----³³___/    S      *  ³³----³³
    ^^    ^^                   ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
  This cow belonged         Ben Franklin owned        Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington            this cow                   cow

                                                 (__)
        *        (__)                            (oo)
         \       (oo)                      /------\/
          \-------\/                      /³  ³/  ³
           ³ ==$ ³³                      / ³  [) ³³
           ³³----³³                     *  ³³----³³
           ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^
  Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
    to Caesar's Palace          Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                 (___)                  (__)      (__)
                 ( O )                  (oo)      (oo)
          /-------\ /                    \/--------\/
         / ³     ³³V                      ³        ³
        *  ³³----³³                       ³³------³³
           ^^    ^^                       ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the argonauts met had this cow           Dr. Doolitle


          (__)                       (__)
          [##]                       (@o)
   /-------\/                 /-------\/                /-------  (__)
  / ³     ³³                 / ³     ³³                / ³     ³³ (oo)
 *  ³³----³³                *  ³³----³³               *  ³³----³---\/
    ^^    ^^                   ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^
This cow belonged       This cow lived with       This cow belonged to
 to Flash Gordon         the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                   (____)            (____)                        (____)
                   (oo  )               (o  o)                     ( O O)
        /-----------\  /         /-----\    /----       /-----------\  /
       / ³³       ³  \/         / ³   ³  \/   ³        / ³³       ³  \/
      /  ³³       ³³³³          \ ³  ³      ³ ³ ³     /  ³³       ³³³³
     *   ³³³³-----³³³³           *³ ³ ³-----³ ³ ³    *   ³³³³-----³³³³
         /\/\     /\/\            /\ /\     /\ /\        ^^^^     ^^^^

   This cow belonged         This was Salvatore     No one was sure whether
    to Pablo Picasso       Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                        legs or eight


                  O__O                         \_³_/
                  (oo)                         (oo)
           /-------\/                   /-------\/
          / ³     ³³                   / ³     ³³
         *  ³³----³³                  *  ³³----³³
            ^^    ^^                     ^^    ^^
     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty


                           (__)                       (__)
                   ^^      (oo)                       (--)
               ^^^^ /-------\/                       /-\/-\
            ^^^^^  / ³     ³³                       /³    ³\
          ^^^^^   *  ³³----³³                      ^ ³    ³ ^
       ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                    ³    ³
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                    /----\
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                               /    \ \
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^              ^      * ^
        Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu            Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                                 (What a bod, huh guys?)


             )\                       (__)
            /  \                      (oo)
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                Cow swimming at Amityville
   (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
                  ____
                 (____)

                  (__)                        .xxxx.
                  (oo)                        '(oo)`
           /-------\/                   /-----'-\/ `
          / ³     ³³                   / ³    ³================>
         *  ³³----³³                  *  ³³----³ (~)
            ~~    ~~                     ~~    ~
           Holy Cow                    Moo-ammar Cowdafi
                                      armed and dangerous



                  (___)                     (___)
                  (o o)                     (o o)
           /-------\ /               /-------\ /
          / ³     ³³O               / ³  O~ ³³O
         *  ³³,---³³               *  ³³,---³³
            ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
             A Bull              A-bomb-in-a-bull          No-bull

                 *
                  \
                   \
                   ³\                                  (__)
                 \ ³ \ (__)                            (DD)
                 \\³³ \(oo)                     /-------\/
                  \³³\ \\/                     / ³     ³³_\_/
                   ^^ \³³                     *  ³³----³
                    \\ ³³                        ^^    ^
                     \\³³              Cow chugging brews and staring at
                      \³³                sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
                       ^^
                        \\_
                         \_                      / / / / / / / / / / /
     Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen        / / / / / / / / / / / /
                                                / / / / / _______   / /
      ( @@@ )                                   / / /    /   ³   \  / /
       ( @@ )            (-------------)        / / /    (__)³      / /
          @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<*  )        / / /    (oo)³      / /
           @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<*  )          /-------\/ ³
        /--UU--\/        (_____________)         / ³     ³³^_³
       / ³    ³³                                *  ³³----³
      *  ³³---³³                                   ^^    ^
         ^^   ^^                            Cow sheltering from English Weather
      (New) Jersey Cow
                                 O O                 O O
                                  \ \               / /
                                   \ \          (__) /
         (__)                       \ \         (xx)/
         (DD)                        \ +--------+\//
  /-------\/                          \³        ³ /
 / ³     ³³                            +--------+
*  ³³----³³
   ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about  "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
              at Gillies in Texas


          o  o
          ³__³             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=            oo
   /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
  / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³      *  ³³----³³      *  ³³----³³
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 Bill Bixby         Bela Lugosi       Boris Karloff       Claude Rains
 male relative      cow               cow                 cow
 cow







                          x
                      xxxx³xxxx
                   xxxxxxx³xxxxxxx
                          ³
                         //
                   (__) //                  (__)   (__)
                   (oo)//                   (oo)===(oo)
            /-------\//              /-------\/     \/-------\
           / ³     ³//              / ³     ³³       ³³     ³ \
          *  ³³----³               *  ³³----³³       ³³----³³  *
             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
       Julie Andrews Cow                   Siamese cows

                              o        o                       (__)     ^
                               \      /                        (oo)    /
                                \    /                     _____\/____/
            (__)                 \__/                     /  /\ / /
            (oo)          _______(oo)                    ^  /  * /
   /---------\/          /³  ___  \/                       /____/
  / ³ x=a(b)³³          / ³ {   }³³                   *----/\
 *  ³³------³³         *  ³³{___}³³                       /  \
    ^^      ^^            ³³-----³³                      /   /
                          ^^     ^^                     ^    ^
 Mathematical            Television               This cow does Disco
     Cow                    Cow                  (That's what comes of
 (developer of           (Cow-thode               snorting cow-caine)
   cow-culus)             Ray Tube)


             o
             ³ [---]
             ³   ³
             ³   ³                                       ³------========³
        /----³---³ \                                     ³ **** ³=======³
       /___/___\___\                                  o  ³ **** ³=======³
       ³             ³                             ___³  ³==============³
       ³            ³                        ___  {(__)} ³==============³
       \------------/                     [](   )={(oo)} ³==============³
        \  \    /  /                     /---===--{ \/ } ³
     -------------------                / ³ NASA  ³====  ³
     ³                 ³               *  ³³------³³-----^
     -------------------                  ^^      ^      ³
       /     /  \    \
      /      ----     \               This cow jumped over the Moon
       ^^           ^^


                (__)               "I have this recurring dream
               ([][])                  about golden arches."..  (__)
               __\/_--U                                   ^  :..("")
              /\    \__                           //\  ____\_____\/ //
             /\\\  /  /                          // \\/     \____/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                      // /-/__________/ //
                \\\____/--\--              =======/==============//
                 /======   \/                //  /              \\
              *_/ /    \   /^               //                   \\
                 /      \ ^

                    Psycowlogist and patient


              \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                   (___)
               \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                   (o o)
            *-----\_______\/\/                     \ /
         ^________/   ---  \______^              \--O--/
        ^---------\   \S/  /\_____^             // -----\
                   \______/                     \\/_^{} /==V===[]
                                                  \_____\\//
       It's a bird...                              \__/
        It's a plane...                            //\\          The Boss
                                                   //  \\    (Bruce Holstien)
                                                   //   //
                                                   ^^   ^^
______________________________          ==================
³              ³-------------³          H                H
³              ³   ________  ³          H     (__)       H
³    COWNTY    ³  ³ (³__³) ³ ³          H     (oo)       H           __
³     JAIL     ³  ³  ³oo³  ³ ³          H    / \/ \      H         /    \
³              ³  ³__³\/³__³ ³          H   ³ ³  ³ ³     H        ³ STOP ³
³              ³ o           ³          H   D===b=-----  H         \ __ /
³              ³ ^           ³          H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H           ³³
³              ³ ]           ³          H                H           ³³
³______________³_____________³          H                H           ³³
                                        H                H           ³³
                                        H                H           ³³
                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^         ^^^^^^^

 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard

      (  (    )
    ( (     )   )
    ( (         )
   (           / )
  ( ( \\       )
      ( ³  // )
        ³   ³    (__)
        ³   ³    (oo)                         (__)
        ³   ³ ----\/                  ________(oo)_______
        ³   ³    ³³                  ( _)___________(__) )
      **³   ³ ---³³                    \_______________/
     ``'---------^^
         Cow Hide                          Cow Pie



                   \  ³  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         ³  ___      ³       _________
   ³            ³  \  #/          ³ ³   ³     ³      ³ = = = = ³
   ³  ³   ³  ³  ³   \\#           ³ ³`V'³     ³      ³         ³
   ³            ³    \#  //       ³  --- ___  ³      ³ ³  ³³ ³ ³
   ³  ³   ³  ³  ³     #_//        ³     ³   ³ ³      ³         ³
   ³            ³  \\ #_/____ __  ³     ³   ³ ³      ³ ³  ³³ ³ ³
   ³  ³   ³  ³  ³   \\# /    /  \ ³      ---  ³      ³         ³
   ³            ³    \# ³+ ++³  ³ ³  ³^^^^^^³ ³      ³ ³  ³³ ³ ³
   ³            ³    \# ³+ ++³  ³ ³  ³^^^^^^³ ³      ³ ³  ³³ ³ ³
^^^³    (^^^^^) ³^^^^^#^³ H  ³_ ³^³  ³ ³³³³ ³ ³^^^^^^³         ³
   ³    ( ³³³ ) ³     # ^^^^^^    ³  ³ ³³³³ ³ ³      ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ ³  ³ ³³³³ ³ ³      ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
        `V'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
         ³³ ³`.                                            ( )
                     (__)    (__)                       /---V
                     (oo)    (oo)                      * ³  ³
              /-------\/      \/--------\
             / ³     ³³        ³³______³ \
            *  ³³W---³³        ³³     ³³  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^     ^^


                          "Cow Town"






                    \ (__)
                    \\(oo)                    (__)
               /-----\\\/                     (\/)
              / ³    (##)              /-------\/
             *  ³³----³³"             / ³     ³³
                ^^    ^^             *  ³³----³³
                                        ~~    ~~

         This cow plays bagpipes      Cow from Beijing





          (__)                       (__)                      (__)
          (\/)                       ($$)                      (**)
   /-------\/                 /-------\/                /-------\/
  / ³ 666 ³³                 / ³=====³³                / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³                *  ³³----³³               *  ³³----³³
    ^^    ^^                   ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^

 Satanic cow               This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love




          (__)
          (OO)                                                 (__)
   /-'''''-\/                                                  (oo)
  / ³'''''³³                                /-------------------\/
 *  ³³''''³³                               / ³                 ³³
    ^^    ^^                              *  ³³----------------³³
                                             ^^                ^^

    Cow in Argyle                                 Stretch Cow



                    *
                 **   **
            * **  * * *  **
           *   /  /   \ *  *
        \  \ /  \        / /
     *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                                   (__)
       /           (oo)  / /                          /--------(oo)
       \    /-------\/   \ \                         / ³      ³(  )
       /   / ³     ³³    / /                        *  ³³---- ³³()
     \ \  *  ³³----³³    \ \                           ³³     ³³
    /  /     ^^    ^^    / /                           ^^     ^^

             Cow in Heat                         Cow Chewing Marbles




             (___)
             (o o)
       /------\ /   (__)                           (__)
      /        O    (oo)                           (oo)
     ³     /----\----\/                     /-------\/
     /\oo===³  /    ³³                     / ³     ³³
    ³ ³³   *³³^-----³³                    *  OO----OO
    *  ^^   ^^      ^^

        Cow in the Act                       low rider cow





          (__)                      (__)                       (__)
          (oo)                  o   (oo)                       (oo)
   /-------\/                  __\___\/                *+-------\/
  / ³     ³³                  /³     ³³                ³³______³³
 *  ³³----³³                 * ³³----³³                  ³³----³³
    OO    OO                   OO    OO                  OO    OO

 Detroit cow                 Mustang cow                pickup cow



                  (__)               (__)                      \_³³_/
                  (oo)               (oo)                      (*³³*)
   /---------------\/            /----\/                /-------\³³/
  / ³             ³³            /    ³³                / ³     ³³
 *  ³³------------³³         *-³³----³³               *  ³³----³³
    OO            OO           OO    OO                  OO    }{

     li-moo-cow              fastback cow               teenager's cow




   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³        *
   ³    ³             (__)              ³    ³         \      (__)
   ³    ³             (oo)              ³    ³          \     (oo)
   ³    ³      /-------\/               ³    ³       ----------\/--
   ³    ³     / ³     ³³                ³    ³       ----³     ³---
   ³    ³    *  ³³----³³                ³    ³           -------
   ³    \_______^^____^^____            ³    \____________
   ³     ___________________            ³     ____________
   ³    /                               ³    /
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
   ³    ³                               ³    ³
  /      \                             /      \


  Cow perched on a tree.                 Cow attempting to fly off tree.



   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    \____________________
   ³     ____________________
   ³    /
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³
   ³    ³                           (__)
   ³    ³                 *---------(..)
   ³    ³                    ^^----^^\/
  /      \


  Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.





   .                        .
                /\                          :             (__)
          .    /  \       .        .        :             (xx)
              /    \                   *    :      __------\/
             /      \   .            *      :     * ³³____³³
             ³ (__) ³         .    **       :      / ³    ³\
            /³ (oo) ³\             **       :
    .      / ³ /\/\ ³ \        .   .*       :
          /  ³=³==³=³  \        . .   *     :       Hamburger
      . /    ³ ³  ³ ³    \                  :
     . / USA ³ ^³³^ ³NASA \                 :
      ³______³  ^^  ³______³   .            :
             (__³³__)       .               :      *        (__)
             /_\  /_\                       :       \       (oo)
     .       !!!  !!!               .       :        \-------\/
                                   .        :       8-³     ³³
                           .                :         ³³----³³
     The cow that jumped over the moon.     :         ^^    ^^

                                                    Flying cow





                 ...---...
              ../  / ³ \  \..
            ./ /  /  ³  \  \ \.
           /  /   /  ³  \   \  \
          /  /   /   ³   \   \  \
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          \          ³          /
           \         ³         /
            \        ³        /
             \       ³       /
              \      ³      /
               \     ³     /
                \    ³    /
                 \   ³   /
                  \  ³  /
                   \ ³ /(__)
                    \³/ (oo)
                 /---++--\/
                / ³  ³³ ³³
               *  ³³-++-³³
                  ^^    ^^


            Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


           ..---..
          /       \
          ³  RIP  ³                                (__)
          ³       ³                                (oo)
          ³       ³                         /-------\/
          ³       ³                        / ³     ³³
          ³       ³                       *  ³³----³³
          ³       ³                          ^^    ^^
          ³       ³

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////

        Elvis's Cow...          ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???



                  (__)
                  (oo)
     /---+      +--\/
    / ³  ³      ³ ³³
   *  ³³-+      +-³³
      ^^          ^^                                     *


     David Copperfield's Cow                 David Copperfield's other Cow




             (---)
             (   )
            /-----\
            ³     ³                           (___)
            ³  ³  ³                           (o o)
            ³  ³  ³                    (-----) \ /
            ³  ³  ³                   /  / \
            ³  *  ³                  *  ³ O ³
            ³     ³                     -----
            ^^   ^^

            Coward                   Phone Bull



                                         (__)
                                         (oo)
                                  /-------\/
                                 / ³     ³³
                                *  ³³----³³
                                   ^^    ^^
                                  (__)  (__)
                                  (oo)  (oo)
                           /-------\/    \/-------\
                          / ³     ³³ -^^- ³³     ³ \
                         *  ³³----   -^^-   ----³³  *
                            ^^                  ^^
                           (__)                (__)
                           (oo)                (oo)
                    /-------\/                  \/-------\
                   / ³     ³³                    ³³     ³ \
                  *  ³³----³³                    ³³----³³  *
                     ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                      Barnum's troupe of performing cows





              (__)                              _--------_
              (oo)                             ³__________³    BIG
       /-------\/                               XXXXXXXXXX
      / ³ 007 ³³                                __________     MAC
     *  ³³----³³                               ³_        _³
        ^^    ^^                                 --------

     Cow licenced to kill       Enemy cow after having met previous cow

                                                            (__)
                                                            (oo)
                                                           /'^^^-m
               (__)                                       / '' ` )
               (oo)    o           /³ /³/³_              ³      /³
              / \/    /         /       _ /              ³  ³  ³ ³
             /  _\===^        ____\_____/___             ³_____³_³
        *___³__/ ³/\         (___________(__)             //³³ ³³
                 ^ ^                                     *  WW WW

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                            Cow'nt Dracula


______                                                ³+++++³
³++++³   ____                                 ____    ³+++++³
³++++³   ³++ ______________________          ³++++³   ³+++++³
³++++³   ³++/      / ( ) \         \         ³++++³   ³+++++³     __
³    ³   ³+³      ³ -oo-  ³         \______  ³++++³   ³+++++³    ³++³
-----(__)--³       \__\/           _(__)_  \---------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________³ (oo)  \ ³             __
 ³  _/\_³ ³  M O O - B U S T E R S³__\/\ /³ ³            /oo³ -  Bleaurgh!
 ³-³  \\____                         ------  )_        /³  /\
  -³_  \_³-_³^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ O     _³      *  \/  *
     \  ³  __________________________________/
     ³  W³  \ \_/ /------------------\ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                               Who you gonna call ...?




          (__)                 (__)                (__)       (----------)
          (OO)                 (-o)                (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
   /-------\/           /-------\/          /-------\/        (----------)
  / ³     ³³           / ³     ³³          / ³     ³³
 *  ³³----³³          *  ³³----³³         *  ³³----³³

   Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow     Cow after pulling an all-nighter
                       (winking)



    *        (__)             (__)              (__)               (__)
     \       (oo)             (oo)              (oo)               (oo)
      \-------\/       /-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/
     / ³     ³³\      / /      \        / \      /         / \      \
    // ³³----³³\\    * //------\\      *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
    ^  ^^    ^^ ^      ^        ^           ^  ^               ^     ^
   Cow walking        Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking


         (__)
         (oo)                            (__)          *     (__)
          \/                             (oo)          ³     (oo)
     ____³ \____                  /-------\/(___ o=o=o=³------\/
     ---/   --**                 / ³       /           ³      ³
  *____/    ³___//              *  ³³----³³            ³³----³³
      //--------/                  ^^    ^^            ^^    ^^
     //__                             Cow             Cow pooing
      Cow marching                 standing

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 ________________             (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
 ³    E.T.'S    ³             (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
 ³     USED     ³      /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
 ³     COWS     ³     / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³
 ³______________³    *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³
        ³³              ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
 _______³³________
 ³ EASY CREDIT   ³
 ³_______________³            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
        ³³                    (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
        ³³             /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
        ³³            / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³    / ³     ³³
        ³³           *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³   *  ³³----³³
        ³³              ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
                              (__)
          (__)                (oo)              (__)
          (oo)                /\/               (oo)
   /-------\/             /--/--                 \/-----
  / ³     ³³             / ³    `-.              / ³    `-.
 *  ³³----³³            *  ³³----³³             *  ³³----³³
    OO    OO               OO    OO                OO    OO

    Cow-wertible         .      .         .
                                       (__)
   *_                           *_     ( oo            *_
     \      (__)                  \    /\/               \   (__)
      \.----( oo______             \.-/----.______        \. ( oo___\____
       ³³____\/______ \             ³³___________ \        ³³_\/________ \
       OO            `OO            OO           `OO       OO           `OO

       Cowvette Cowvertible  (of cowrse)

 *        (___)     *        (___)             (__)
  \       (o o)      \       (o o)             (oo)
   \-------\ /        \-------\ /       /-------\/      ______________
    ³     ³³O          ³     ³³O       / ³     ³³_³/   O______________
    ³³,---³³           ³³,---³³       *  ³³----³  --
    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~    ~
            Twins                        Cow Catcher


                                 (__)            ?      ?
             (__)                [@@]              (__)             (__)
             (oo)              <=³~~³=>        ?   (oo)   ?     ³\/³(oo)
      /-------VV       /--------- \/        /-------\/       /--³ \--\/
     / ³     ³³       / ³       ³³         / ³     ³³       / ³     ³³
    *  ³³----³³      /  ³       ³³        *  ³³----³³      *  ³³----³³
       ~~    ~~     *   ³³------³³           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                        ~~      ~~

   Cownt Dracula       Francownstein       Where Cow           Cow Bird
        Cow                Cow


      _  _ (__)                            (__)
     / \/ \(oo)                            (oo)
    /-      \/                     /------³³³³³³
   / ³     ³³                     / ³  UX` \³³/
  *  ³³----³³                    *  ³³----³³
     ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
   Abu Al-Hassan's Cow           Serghey's Cow





           o==+--
           ³  ³\ \
           ³  ³ \ \    ______________
           ³   \ \ \   ³            ³
           ³    \ \ \  ³ +--------+ ³
           ³     \ \ \ ³ ³   (__) ³ ³
           ³      \ \ \³ ³   (oo) ³ ³
           ³       \ \ ³ ³\  .\/. ³ ³
           ³        \ \³ ³o\/    \³ ³
         /---\       \ ³ ³³       ³ ³
        /     \       \³ +--------+ ³
        ³     ³        ³            ³
        \     /        ³            ³
         \---/         ³            ³
                       ³            ³
                       ³            ³
                    ----------------------
                   (                      )
                    ----------------------


              Cow-struction worker.







                                          ³
                                        /---\
                                        : = :
                     `'                 :   :
                   ';,..':';..,"        :   :---\
       ..,,,',.',::;,..,.,.,.,,.,.'';;:`:   :   ³


       Cow Town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.




-------------------     !
                        !
                        ~
                       / \
                      /___\
                     ³=   =³
                     ³     ³                 Hey diddle diddle
                     ³     ³                 The cat and the fiddle
                     ³     ³                 The cow blew up on the
 ROCKET,             ³     ³                              launch pad...
 TAKING OFF          ³     ³
 TOTALLY        \\   ³     ³
 OBLIVIOUS TO  ³³³>  ³     ³
 THE FACT THAT  //   ³     ³
 THERE IS A          ³     ³
 COW ON THE          ³     ³
 LAUNCH PAD          ³     ³
                     ³     ³
                    /³##!##³\
                   / ³##!##³ \
                  /  ³##!##³  \
                 ³  / ~ ³ ~ \  ³
                 ³ /  ( ³ )  \ ³
                 ³/   ( ³ )   \³
                     ((   ))
                    ((  :  ))
                    ((  :  ))
                     ((   ))
                      (( ))
                       ( )                       *
                        .                                 *
                        .
                                  _             _
                                  \\   *=      //
                          *        \\         //
   Cow blowing                           *=
   up, on the          *           *                           *
   launch pad                                   (__)
                                       * * *   -(oo)
                          / / *=  *=  *BOOM *    ()
                         / /    *=     * * *            ==*
        _____________________________________________        \\
         ===========================================     =*   \\
        //      //           !!           \\       \\
       //      //            ³³            \\       \\



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   Side       Front      Side     Back        (___)   Where's all the bulls!
                                              (o o) /
   (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)   ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   ( oo       (oo)       oo )      (  )   \\/   O   \//
   /\_³       /\/\       ³_/\      /  \    \/³     ³\/
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